This is Malaysia - and you should know - NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggi Mee NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak NATIONAL LUNCH: Nasi Ayam NATIONAL SUPPER: Roti Canai & Teh Tarik NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. . NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, for